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Sage Against the Machine (Sage & Lavender)
Damn, You Lookin' Pine (Pine & Eucalyptus)
Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It (Tobacco & Teakwood)
Let's Snort Some Lavender (Lavender)
Amber Management Class (Jasmine & Cedar)
It's Always Honey In Philadelphia (Tobacco & Honey)
The Virgin Rosemary (Rosemary & Sage)
Let It Tea (White Tea)
Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake (Vanilla Birthday Cake)
I Brought You Some Hard Wood (Sandalwood & Musk)
Through Thick & Gin (Balsam & Gin)
I'm Busy Ignoring Currant Events (Sweet Jasmine & Peach)
Citrus Protection Program (Orange & Lemon)
Why You Gotta Be So Brewed? (Fresh Brewed Coffee)
Oud La La (Teakwood & Oud)
Don't Be A Salty Beach Matte Jar Candle (Ocean)
Personalized Birthday Candle With Your Message
One Year Closer To Cougar | Birthday Candle
I Can't Believe You're Still Here | Birthday Candle
Have You Installed A Handrail In The Shower Yet? | Birthday Candle
You're One Step Closer To A Senior Discount | Birthday Candle
Remember Pooping Without A Smartphone? | Birthday Candle
This Is The Oldest You've Ever Been | Birthday Candle
It May Be Time To Start Lying About Your Age | Birthday Candle
One Year Closer To Granny Panties | Birthday Candle
Happy Birthday You Magnificent B*stard | Birthday Candle
Happy Birthday To My Favorite A**hole | Birthday Candle