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Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)

"Say it with a smirk, with our 'Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake' candle. This cleverly conceived coconut wax, wooden wick candle is your perfect tongue-in-cheek gift. Its rich, creamy vanilla birthday cake scent is sure to elicit a laugh while setting the mood. Who needs real cake when you can enjoy the guilt-free sweetness of this playful gift? It's the hilarious birthday gesture that keeps on giving. So light up a smile today - because nothing says 'Happy Birthday' quite like a fake cake!"

 

7 ounce: 40+ hour burn. Noticeable scent release

10 ounce: 60+ hour burn. Stronger scent release 

Vanilla Birthday Cake Crackling Wooden Wick Scented Candle Made With Coconut Wax (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake)

$25.99
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"Say it with a smirk, with our 'Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake' candle. This cleverly conceived coconut wax, wooden wick candle is your perfect tongue-in-cheek gift. Its rich, creamy vanilla birthday cake scent is sure to elicit a laugh while setting the mood. Who needs real cake when you can enjoy the guilt-free sweetness of this playful gift? It's the hilarious birthday gesture that keeps on giving. So light up a smile today - because nothing says 'Happy Birthday' quite like a fake cake!"

 

7 ounce: 40+ hour burn. Noticeable scent release

10 ounce: 60+ hour burn. Stronger scent release 

📦 Estimated arrival

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Why Our Candles?

Natural-Based Wax

We use a coconut wax blend that was designed for maximum fragrance release. It does contain some soy in case you have an allergy! 

Cleaner Fragrance

Many fragrances have nasty chemicals that can potentially cause health problems. We're committed to only using fragrances free from known carcinogens

Crackling Wicks

Add a little extra ambiance to your candle with the soothing white noise of our crackling wooden wicks. They're made with sustainable FSC certified wood

Eco-Conscious

Rest assured that your package will be plastic-free (with the exception of our car fresheners). No plastic bubble wrap, no plastic tape. Only eco-friendly materials.

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