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Vanilla Birthday Cake Wax Melts (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's a Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Wax Melts (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's a Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Wax Melts (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's a Fake Cake)
Vanilla Birthday Cake Wax Melts (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's a Fake Cake)

Get ready to flip the bird to another year with our Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake wax melts! You'll get all the joy of a sweet, tantalizing vanilla birthday cake without the pesky calories. Crafted from 100% soy wax, these mischievous melts boast buttercream, sugar, cream, honey, and vanilla notes, creating a delicious scent you can almost taste. Plus, the fragrance is free of phthalates and Prop 65 carcinogens so you can celebrate guilt-free. It's your birthday, you should be able to have your cake and smell it too!

Vanilla Birthday Cake Wax Melts (Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's a Fake Cake)

$10.99

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Get ready to flip the bird to another year with our Happy F*cking Birthday, Here's A Fake Cake wax melts! You'll get all the joy of a sweet, tantalizing vanilla birthday cake without the pesky calories. Crafted from 100% soy wax, these mischievous melts boast buttercream, sugar, cream, honey, and vanilla notes, creating a delicious scent you can almost taste. Plus, the fragrance is free of phthalates and Prop 65 carcinogens so you can celebrate guilt-free. It's your birthday, you should be able to have your cake and smell it too!

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Why Our Melts?

Natural-Based Wax

We use 100% soy wax that was designed for maximum fragrance release.

Non Toxic Fragrance

All of our fragrances are free from phthalates and Prop 65 carcinogens

Longer Lasting

Our wax melts hold 2-3x more fragrance than your average wax melt

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